[Transformers] The Lost Cybertronians and Forum Games (CRACK, MULTIVERSE)

[beaslays]

...I can't believe I'm posting this.

See, this is the kind of pure crack my little sister and I come up with when we're both really sleepy but at the same time bored.

So...the basic premise of this fic is that the Cybertronians have their own forum....somewhere, somehow, and they ended up having this round robin style game. In that particular forum, anonymous can be turned on.

Crack ensues.

This is also probably the most stupid thing I've ever written. There is also a ridiculous amount of formatting required in this thing so I will never post in anywhere else. Once is enough, thank you.

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The Lost Cybertronians > Forum Games > Round Robin > A Scarlet Tip Of The Hat: A Drama About The Trials and Tribulations Of An Abused Seeker

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3:10 PM, Anonymous posted
At that moment, the door slammed open, and in came none other than Megatron, Starscream's husband who had been missing for the past three years!

"STARSCREAM," he said, throwing his top hat at the poor abused Seeker who was still wearing his pink apron. "I'M HOME."

3:12 PM, Anonymous posted
"Megatron! You're back!" Starscream was horrified, stepping away from Megatron. He was worried about the protoforms, who were still recharging in the other room.

"That's right, babe, I'm back." Megatron laughed and shoved Starscream around. "Now make me a sandwich."

[admin edit: Please spell properly in the round robin threads. Edits are in bold. This is your fourth warning, Skywarp. I /know/ you can write properly so start writing properly, you Primus-forsaken fragger. --Hatchet]
[user edit: Dood how did u kno it was me --stairlord]
[admin edit: ...are you seriously asking this? --Hatchet]
[admin edit: Rule: Keep chatter on topic. Action: Post locked from further editing. --CassetteMaster]

3:21 PM, Anonymous posted
(LOL Skywarp! I knew it was you! HAHA )

'I'm not making you a sandwich, Megatron', said Starscream as defiantly as he could even though he was already in a lot of pain. It wasn't just physical pain either, even as the sensors in his shoulder sent him multiple errors and warnings and system problems. His spark hurt at the sight of his husband after all these years, and he was still the same abusive and cold-hearted jerk. For a moment, Starscream wondered why he had even married this jerk, just as he had for the past five years. Now that Megatron was back, things would only get worse for him. Starscream wouldn't be able to work, if he could even continue calling it work, and Megatron would take away all his money for energon and the rest of his vices. The protoforms wouldn't be able to go to school anymore, and they would be danger even at home. Starscream didn't know what Megatron would do to the protoforms when he found out about them.

3:25 PM, Anonymous posted
/Woah, wall of text much, anon? And jeez Skywarp, how many times do we have to tell you to quit trollin'!/

"Defying me already, Starscream!?" shouted Megatron, grabbing Starscream by the neck and lifting him off the ground.

"N-no, Mighty Megatron..." started Starscream, grabbing at Megatron's arm and struggling against him. But before he could continue, the door to the kids' room opened, and there was the soft whirr of a kid's systems still booting up.

"Mama?" said Little Percy from the door.

3:26 PM, stairlord posted

[image attached - kissmegsaft.gif]

[admin edit: SKYWARP YOU ARE FRAGGING BANHAMMERED FOREVER --Hatchet]
[admin edit: As if I needed another picture of Megatron's aft... --2nd2non]
[admin edit: JAZZ. --Hatchet]
[admin edit: Ok, ok. Skywarp you're banhammered for a week. --2nd2non]
[admin edit: Vetoed. He's banned forever Primus-dammit. --Hatchet]
[admin edit: Month. --2nd2non]
[admin edit: Fine. Skywarp you're fragging banned for a month. --Hatchet]
[admin edit: Rule: Keep chatter on topic. Action: Post locked from further editing. --CassetteMaster]

3:30 PM, Anonymous posted
(talk about total drama llamaaaa you gaiz)

Megatron threw Starscream on the ground, turning to Little Percy.

"What the frag is that thing," growled Megatron, glaring at the pit-spawn before him (because all protoforms are fragging pit-spawn).

"That's your son," said Starscream from the floor, looking between Megatron and the pit-spawn in horror.

"WHAT"

3:32 PM, Anonymous posted
(dood how can you not like protoforms they're so cute and adorable GO KILL YOURSELF)

Starcream stud up and went to Percy and picked him and held him out to Megtron and said "dis is ur son Mgtorn" but Megtprn couldnt blieve him n rawrd at Starscrim and scared the shit out of liddle percie

"Mama?" said anther boice and Starcreem saw it was liddle Sky with his bruders Warp and Thunder and Cracker behind him.

"WAT D FUCK" SAID TRONNY RAWRING AT SCREEMY AGAIN. LITLE PERCE WAS SO SCARED AND CLINJING TO HIS MOMMAA BUT THEN STARRYCREEM HELD HIM OUT SOME MORE TO BGTRON

"LOVE HIM, MEGATRON," SAID STARSCREAM. HE WAS SO CLOSE TO TEARS, SO CLOSE TO BREAKING DOWN. HE JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED, AND LIKEWISE FOR HIS CHILDREN. "LOVE THEM ALL, BECAUSE THEY'RE YOURS, AND MINE, AND YOU KNOW WHAT, THEY WANT TO LOVE YOU BECAUSE THEY'VE NEVER HAD A DADDY. AND I STILL LOVE YOU BUT WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SEE THIS AND LOVE ME TOO." ALL THIS WAS CRIED OUT IN AN OVERLY DRAMATIC AND HEARTFELT MANNER.

AND MEGATRON LOOKED DOWN AT HIM, AND SAID HISSED:

"NO"

[user edit: WHAT. THE. FUCK. SKY. WARP. STOP. USING. MY. FUCKING. ACCOUNT. WHEN. YOU. GET BANNED. SAFHLSHFSKLDHFKD --canufeeldathunda]
[user edit: WHY DO YOU THINK I MADE YOUR ACCOUNT FOR YOU? :)) --canufeeldathunda]
[admin edit: SON. OF. A. GLITCH. --Hatchet]
[admin edit: Post stays. Love it man, it's beautiful. I think I'm emitting tears of joy. All my creys man, all my creys. --2nd2non]
[admin edit: Notice: Post is too epic to delete. Hatchet vetoed. You have been pwned. --CassetteMaster]
[admin edit: Attached: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.png --Hatchet]
[admin edit: Rule: Keep chatter on topic. Action: Post locked from further editing. --CassetteMaster]

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And then, of course, there's this.

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The Lost Cybertronians > Archived Threads > [Locked] A Scarlet Tip Of The Hat: A Drama About The Trials and Tribulations Of An Abused Seeker (Splintered-Thread)

5:45 PM, GoodCop posted

................

What do you all think you're doing? Why are you wasting time writing silly and pointless stories like this when you all should be busy on your shifts, especially you Autobots.

This is illogical. This story is clearly defamation of your superior officers. You Decepticons are lucky I have not yet informed Megatron or Starscream of this atrocity you have all contributed to.

I am quite certain all you Autobots involved have duty at the times that you are posting.

Oh, and Skywarp, your spelling is atrocious.

5:45 PM, 2nd2non posted
Woah, chill, Prowler, we're all just having fun.

5:45 PM, canufeeldathunda posted

[image attached - hatersgonnafuckinghateHook.gif]

:)

5:45 PM, CassetteMaster posted
Comment: GoodCop is the one being illogical. There is nothing illogical with fun.

5:46 PM, Hatchet posted
You're just bitter that we're portraying you as a sexy secretary who flirts all the time with his boss.

5:46 PM, GoodCop posted

Bitter? Whatever gave you that idea?

5:46 PM, canufeeldathunda posted
Thundercracker here. Skywarp's an idiot, don't mind him.

But you're being a bigger idiot by trolling us and attempting to tell us to stop having fun.

Basically, you suck.

5:47 PM, BlueDreams posted
Aw, stop picking on Prowl gaiz! He just cares about us! Obviouuuuusly he wants us to shape up and be better soldiers who don't talk about their officers behind their back.

PROWL HAS FEELINGS TOO!!

5:47 PM, redstreaker posted
LMAO BLUE AREN'T YOU JUST THE CUTEST

5:48 PM, BlueDreams posted
I'm serious! >8C

Prowl cares even though he doesn't like showing it.

5:49 PM, GoodCop posted

Bluestreak.

5:50 PM, Hatchet posted
Yeah, no shit.

5:51 PM, BadCop posted
Pretty sure the flirty, sexy secretary portrayal of Prowler is trufax.

[embedded - happyfuntiems.mp4]

5:52 PM, redstreaker posted
OH PRIMUS BARRICADE I HATE YOU

YOU KNOW WHAT

THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME

5:53 PM, BadCop posted
....oh frag you.

5:53 PM, Hatchet posted
Don't make me banhammer you both.

5:54 PM, GoodCop posted
As for you Autobots, since you all obviously have time to spare and nothing better to do than to waste your time on this forum, specifically the Round Robin board, you will all be taking double shifts.

On monitor duty.

5:55 PM, redstreaker posted

[image attached - ywoulduevenRav.gif]

5:56 PM, GoodCop posted

[image attached - trollfaceMegs.gif]

5:57 PM, 2nd2non posted

Dude, that's one of my gifs.

6:00 PM, canufeeldathunda posted
Thundercracker here. Guess what, everyone? GoodCop PM'ed me. Here's the PM itself....he seems more like a Bad Cop to me, y'know.

|| Cease and desist, Thundercracker, Skywarp. Whichever of you.
|| I don't care.
||
|| I will tolerate rumours and badmouthing from Autobots, but I
|| will NOT tolerate yours, Decepticon.
||
|| The next time we meet in battle, I will take you down. Let us
|| not forget that this idiot can track five hundred moving
|| targets in mere seconds.
||
|| I was doing this before Megatron even knew how to
|| differentiate a pickaxe from a gun.
||
|| This is a warning.

Warpy - Carp, I'm Starcreeming right now.

TC - He means crap. And that he's scared. So yeah, just bringing this to the attention of our lovely and gracious admins...

6:02 PM, 2nd2non posted
Dude. I could banhammer him forever, but he'd still do that to you both.

It was nice knowing you guys.

6:03 PM, BadCop posted
....GOOD COP. I HAVE ONLY TWO THINGS TO SAY TO YOU.

[image attached - theweirdestbonerKO.gif]
[image attached - mybodyisreadyScreamer.gif]

LET'S GET MARRIED IN VEGAS.

6:03 PM, Hatchet posted

[image attached - ohlookdafuq.gif]

Goddammit Prowl you crazy aft. You can't do that.

6:04 PM, GoodCop posted
I can. I have.

I will.

6:05 PM, 2nd2non posted
What would Jesus Prime do?

6:06 PM, GoodCop posted
That does not concern you.

6:07 PM, 2nd2non posted
Sparkless.

6:10 PM, TheBigPrime posted
Shh, calm down sparklings.

[image attached - calmdownkitty.gif]

Oh, and by the way.

Prowl, Jazz, Ratchet, I'll see you in my office in five minutes.

7:20 PM, BadCop posted
I love how he totally ignored my post.

He wants me, totally.

7:22 PM, TheBigPrime posted

I'm watching you, Barricade.

Back off. He's mine. Don't make me file for sexual harassment. :)

7:21 PM, CassetteMaster posted
Rule: Off topic chatter that lasts longer than three posts in the Round Robin board shall be moved to its own thread.

Action: Posts moved. And locked.

Comment: Nobody cares about your boner, Barricade.
Notice: Threats in the threads are against the rules. Even if you're the Prime.

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End. There was going to be more, but....uh....no. Just no more.

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